What are some great short jokes?

Read also:

• What's the importance of promotion in marketing?
• Stock Market Today: Dow up over 200 points, S&P 500 and Nasdaq back in positive territory as oil drops after Iran launches missiles at U.S. base in Qatar - MarketWatch
• Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?
• Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.
• WCWS Game 2: Texas Tech evens series with 4-3 win, setting up decisive Game 3 - Yahoo Sports
• What’s your idea of the perfect Saturday night?
• Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?
• More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS
• John Cena cuts pipe bomb promo towards CM Punk at the end of WWE Smackdown - NoDQ.com
• Diddy trial day 18 recap: 2nd Combs victim concludes 'humiliating' cross-examination - ABC News
• What is quantum entanglement?
• ChatGPT Is Making Us Weird - Business Insider
• What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
• The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?